No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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