I need help removing her.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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