I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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