dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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