The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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