I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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