sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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