Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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