I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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