Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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