what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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