I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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