he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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