ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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