I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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