She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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