He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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