is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
honey bunches of taint.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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