is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
that is very illegal...i love you.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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