so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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