But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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