he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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