I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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