wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
BRING THE BAGELS
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
