I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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