I wish I could punch you in the face.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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