is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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