You're a womanizer and a bitch.
You work out of a Hotel?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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