You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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