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Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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