She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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