You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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