covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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