Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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