I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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