We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
drinking out of a sandbucket again
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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