honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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