She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I party with great urgency now.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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