It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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