you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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