PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Mom said you looked used
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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