Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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