I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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