We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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