you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize
