he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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