And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Randomize