too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
we should paint friendship bongs
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