Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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