remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My pussy is not your playground.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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