I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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