my sisters under your porch take her home
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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