At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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