theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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