idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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