Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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