The maid of honor just puked.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Mom said you looked used
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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