I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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