i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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